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by R P Weston and Bert Lee (1935)
This is another poem of Weston and Lee, which replaces mild swear words with alternatives:
And was George afraid? Yes, he was and he run,
And he hid there in one of the ditches,
While the Dragon, the pig, ate his ferrets and pup
Aye, best of his prize-winning err... she dogs.
and:
'Course, as St. George t'were no drinking nor smoking,
They barred him horse racing as well,
And poor old St. George, when he looked at his Bride,
Used to wish that old Dragon to... Blazes!
Had they used the words "bitches" and "Hell", the poem wouldn't have has as much chance of raising an additional snigger from the audience. And yet there is no attempt to disguise more blatant profanities such as "Gad zooks!" (God's hooks) and "By Gum" (By God).
See also Marriott Edgar's George and The Dragon.
Some folks'll boast about their family trees, To give you some idea of our family tree, Aye, he wor a blacksmith, not one of the sort Well, one day while he shod a Brontosauruses, | |
'Eh, I've just seen a dragon, a whopping great dragon," But the fellow said, "Nay, 'twere a big fiery dragon And the feller said "Eh, but what's more Then fellow goes off and old Uncle George thinks, The ferrets they cocked up their noses with joy, Then suddenly he smells a sulphery smell, |
And was George afraid? Yes, he was and he run, Then George said "Gad zooks! I'll split thee to the wizzen Then he sallies forth with a teatray on chest, At last he meets Dragon beside of the pump, The Dragon's breath sizzled, he'd put out the fire, Then finding he'd killed it he out with his knife, That night the Old Baron gave Uncle his bride, 'Course, as St. George t'were no drinking nor smoking, And he got so fed up with this being a Saint, And he did a fine trade, eh, for years and for years. T'were a thousand feet long and three hundred feet wide, |