The History of the Seven Families of the Lake Pipple-Popple
by Edward Lear
Chapter XII

OF WHAT OCCURRED SUBSEQUENTLY

After it was known that the seven young Parrots,

and the seven young Storks,

and the seven young Geese,

and the seven young Owls,

and the seven young Guinea Pigs,

and the seven young Cats,

and the seven young Fishes,

were all dead, then the Frog, and the Plum-pudding Flea, and the Mouse, and the Clangle-Wangle, and the Blue Boss-Woss, all met together to rejoice over their good fortune. And they collected the seven feathers of the seven young Parrots, and the seven bills of the seven young Storks, and the lettuce, and the cherry; and having placed the latter on the lettuce, and the other objects in a circular arrangement at their base, they danced a hornpipe round all these memorials until they were quite tired; after which they gave a tea-party, and a garden-party, and a ball, and a concert, and then returned to their respective homes full of joy and respect, sympathy, satisfaction, and disgust.

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Chapter XIII

OF WHAT BECAME OF THE PARENTS OF THE FORTY-NINE CHILDREN

BUT when the two old Parrots,

and the two old Storks,

and the two old Geese,

and the two old Owls,

and the two old Guinea Pigs,

and the two old Cats,

and the two old Fishes,

became aware, by reading in the newspapers, of the calamitous extinction of the whole of their families, they refused all further sustenance; and, sending out to various shops, they purchased great quantities of Cayenne pepper and brandy and vinegar and blue sealing-wax, besides seven immense glass bottles with air-tight stoppers. And, having done this, they ate a light supper of brown-bread and Jerusalem artichokes, and took an affecting and formal leave of the whole of their acquaintance, which was very numerous and distinguished and select and responsible and ridiculous.