In the sweet little, neat little,
Only one street little
Parish of Puddle
O'er which I preside.
There dwells a young lady
whose name is O'Grady
prefixed by the Christian names Caroline Sady,
And rumour has stated,
The facts circulated,
That she is as thin as a lath,
And I'm bound to admit
That she is every bit,
For I saw her today in her bath...
chair and noticed the fact plain to see.
O lack a day, O lack a day, O lack a day me.
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In the high little,
Spry little, feel rather dry little
Parish of Puddle
O'er which I preside,
We had a school outing
With races and shouting,
For little girl guides and little boys scouting
And when all the teachers
Were cooling their features
With something that fizzed in a glass
One said "Don't you think
You'd like something to drink"
I said "Yes, I should like a small Bass...
-ket of strawberries
With cream and some tea."
In the bright little,
Tight little, stay out all night little,
Parish of Puddle
O'er which I preside,
It fell to my duty
To wed a stage beauty
To one of the Air Forces second leftooty
In every relation
Showed great jubilation
When just as a twelve month had run
One fine Wednesday night
With the greatest delight
She presented her spouse with a son...
Day school hymn book
That cost One and three. |
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