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by Marriott Edgar
Illustrations by John Hassall
Matilda was the first female ruler of England but only held on to the throne for a few months (in 1141).
Her dad was Henry I and her son was Henry II, so she was sort of a Henrietta one-and-a-half.
Being betrothed at 7 years old (to a German guy, also named Henry) was only the start of her woes. She spent most of her life squabbling with her cousin Stephen, who was one of the few people in the world not called Henry.
Henry the first, surnamed "Beauclare," There were two runners-up for the title; Matilda by right should have had it, |
"Up with Matilda!" |
"Come along, Steve!" |
This 'ere were a knockout for Tilda, So she summoned her friends in t'West Country The East Counties rallied round Stephen, The Country were split in two parties |
The Battle of the Standard |
The two armies met up in Yorkshire, It were known as the battle o't Standard, |
The next time they met were at Lincoln, They took him in triumph to Tilda, |
Stephen taken captive |
'Ats off in front of the Queen |
So Stephen were put in a dungeon, But Stephen weren't beat by a long chalk |
So when Tilda got snowed up at Oxford, Her troops gone, her castle surrounded, She didn't do badly at finish, |
Troops hear they are not going to be paid |