Silent Night

1860 autographed copy of Stille Nacht
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With church bells jingling for hours on end, the 'Hallelujah Chorus' of Handel's Messiah ringing in our ears, that paunchy geriatric troll with a raucous laugh (a.k.a Santa Claus)...

...how on earth can we get away from that noise and have a Silent Night?