Did you hear the one about...

Pastor's Worms


No matter how hard you try to be clear, some people will see things completely differently.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead!

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead!

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead!

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive! So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"


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