Laughter is the best medicine
A league is 2.4 statute miles. Therefore 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital is one I.V. League
A bit longer:
The perils of eating mushrooms
The late comedian Tommy Cooper was great at poking fun at himself:
So I said to the doctor, "Doctor, my body hurts in several places." and he said "Well, don't go to those places."
Then I said, "Doctor, but the pain is really bad." and he asked "Have you had that pain before?" I said "Yes." "Well," he said, "you're having it again."
"Where does it hurt?" he asked. I said "It hurts when I press my finger here on my left shoulder, and here on my right thigh, here on my left knee, and here on my right ankle. What do you think the problem is?" The doctor replied, "You've probably broken your finger."