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Failed Maths Student

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Q. If two's company and three's a crowd, what's four and five?
A. Nine!

A Cambridge University maths student bumps into a fellow student on a street, carrying a paper bag.

Julian: "I say old chap, what are you carrying in that paper bag?"

Roly: "A couple of awfully yummy buns from Mrs Miggins' bun shop."

Julian: "Spiffing! I say, if I can guess how many they are, can I have one?"

Roly: "Cripes! If you can guess correctly, I'll jolly well give you both!"

Julian: "OK. Ummmmm... five?"

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