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This little piggy

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Bill goes into town one day and buys a pig. He brings it home to show his brother, Ben. "Good idea" says Ben, "I'll do the same" and promptly goes out to buy a pig.

When he gets it home, Bill turns to Ben and says, "Ben, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"

"I know," says Bill, "I'll cut one a ta' ears off my pig and ten we can tell 'em apart." and *snip*, Bill cuts off one of his pig's ears. "Good idea" says Ben, "I'll do the same" and before Bill can stop him, *snip*, Ben cuts off one of his pig's ears.

"Ooops!" says Bill, "Now both pigs just 'ave one ear. Ben, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"

"I know," says Bill, "I'll cut t'other ear off my pig and ten we can tell 'em apart." and *snip*, Bill cuts off the other ear of his pig. "Good idea" says Ben, "I'll do the same" and before Bill can stop him, *snip*, Ben cuts off the other ear of his pig.

"Ooops!" says Bill, "Now both pigs 'ave no ears. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?"

"I know," says Bill, "I'll cut t' tail off my pig and ten we can tell 'em apart." and *snip*, Bill cuts off the tail of his pig. "Good idea" says Ben, "I'll do the same" and before Bill can stop him, *snip*, Ben cuts off the tail of his pig.

"Ooops!" says Bill, "Now both pigs 'ave no ears an' no tails. Ben, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"

"Ah blow it" says Ben, "Ow's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one."

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