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What the Bible says about Tea

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A man and his wife were arguing about who should brew the tea for breakfast.

Wife: You should brew the tea, because you get up first.

Husband: You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it because that's your job.

Wife: No, you should do it. It's in the Bible that the man should make the tea.

Husband: In the Bible? I can't believe that. Show me.

So she fetches a Bible, opens the New Testament and flips through several pages that are headed ... "HEBREWS"

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