What the Bible says about Tea
A man and his wife were arguing about who should brew the tea for breakfast.
Wife: You should brew the tea, because you get up first.
Husband: You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it because that's your job.
Wife: No, you should do it. It's in the Bible that the man should make the tea.
Husband: In the Bible? I can't believe that. Show me.
So she fetches a Bible, opens the New Testament and flips through several pages that are headed ... "HEBREWS"