Two Nuns
No serious joke (and there's yet another oxymoron) site about the English language could be complete without a collection of puns. Here's one of them.
It's about the Christian Cross, with a pun on 'cross'. (The number one question that Christians, and others, have been asking for centuries about The Cross: Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer is, of course, as Einstein would have reasoned - the chicken did not cross the road; the road moved under the chicken. But here's another question: Why did the priest cross the road? Answer)
Two nuns driving in their car stop at a red light. Just then a gang of young hooligans come running across the street and jump on their car bonnet, bang on the windscreen and twist off the aerial.
"Sister, sister, what should we do?" said the first nun, all in a panic.
"Just show them your cross." calmly replied the other.
So the first nun rolls down the window and shouts "Gerrof me car ya 'orrible little tykes!"
