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What do you get if you cross ...

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie talkie.

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork.


Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: What do you get when you cross a basset with a beagle?
A: A bagel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog?
A: A croaker spaniel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A: Great big holes all across Australia.

Q: What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A: A long necked toothbrush.

Q: What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy?
A: Star Warts.

Q: What do you get if you cross a walrus with a bee?
A: A wallaby.

Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

Q: What do get if cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A: A stripey jumper.

Q: What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a door bell?
A: A humdinger.

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a dog?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef.

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
A: Collie flowers.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A: Lumpy milkshakes.

And finally...

Q: Why did the priest cross the road?
A: To bless it, of course!

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